The Mildy Unofficial Tax Season Challenge:
  1. Write me a Smallville fic where Lex is doing someone's taxes. Clark's, the Talon's, Gabe's, I don't care.
  2. Lex has to say the word "accrual." (I think it's the sexiest word in the tax code. Yes, we *knew* I was insane.) Bonus points if his use of the word causes someone to jump him and have pointless sex with him.
  3. Gen, het, slash all cool. Any/no pairing. Crossovers welcome.

Winners (basically, anyone who ponies up) get free tax advice from me all season, within the limits of the law. Really, folks, I'm a professional.

Send entries to Celli.